Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Pooping to opera.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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