K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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