No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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