Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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