Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
It's blow job season.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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