What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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