dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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