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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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