I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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