Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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