Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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