i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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