I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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