She is in my trunk
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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