return my video game
handjob tips. give me some.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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