Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You made out with two different species that night
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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