Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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