There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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