She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
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You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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