just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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