We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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