Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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