no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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