you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize