you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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