I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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