Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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