your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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