I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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