Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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