I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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