And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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