So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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