what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I think your dad took our porno
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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