Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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