its not stalking. its research.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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