Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
