i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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