Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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