jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
