i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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