she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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