I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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