Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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