I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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