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(818): View more from California

Jake died.

(310): View more from California

WTF????????? That's how you tell me????

(818): View more from California

Oops typo. Jake cried.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

Do you still like to have your hair pulled?

(713): View more from Texas

No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.

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(909): View more from California

When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?

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(905): View more from Ontario

It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week

(812): View more from Indiana

Uh no

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