did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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