The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
i need some magic done to my vagina
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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