I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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