HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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