i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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