I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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