i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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