Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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