But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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