Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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