i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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